(images poached from Cute Overload and Google Images)
So many women complain, “Men are dogs,” as if this were somehow a bad thing. Good men really are like dogs, and I’m not talking about their uncontrollable urge to snif women’s crotches (Dog Law #1), their dominance games, the way they mark their territory or their irrational fear of vacuum cleaners. Rather, the extent of a man’s dog-like behavior betrays his true feelings for you. So, if you want to know if a man is really into you, check out the behaviors of Man’s Best Friend:
He is visibly happy to see you! When he sees you he’ll come running if he can, and if he’s stuck in place he’ll do the wiggledance!
Aint no sunshine when when you’re gone . . .
He can find you in the dark just by knowing your smell . . .
He constantly seeks your attention and approval . . .
He tells you that he can’t resist a cheap redhead, so long as it’s you 
. . .
He’ll be your clown anytime. . .
He rolls out the red carpet for you . . .
He treats you like a princess!
He excitedly exposes his vulnerabilities to you . . .
He puts on a big possessive show with all his toys, but when you look in his eyes you can tell he secretly wants to share them with you . . .
He wants you to sleep over all the time!
He’ll do you anytime, anywhere!
He shares food with you . . .
He will go fetch anything you want!
He’s happy because he knows he can make you happy . . .
He feels sad and guilty when he disappoints you . . .
He doesn’t like to be touched when he’s sick, but he needs to know that you’re near.
He lets you touch the remote . . . sometimes . . .
He won’t mind if you suggest matching outfits . . .
He will do whatever he can to protect you from harm . . .
Your enemy is his enemy!
He likes to put his head in your lap and cuddle after a long hard day . . .
He puts as many of your body parts as he can into his mouth . . .
He sacrifices his own comfort for your sake . . .
He laughs when his friends call him your lap dog . . .
He wants you to become a part of his family . . .
He wears his heart on his sleeve!
He licks you everywhere, for as long as you will let him . . .
He begs shamelessly for treats and favors . . .
And last but not least, after a long day of marking hydrants and sniffing other women’s crotches, he will always come home to the one who “feeds” him: YOU.
12 responses so far ↓
LadyXandria // November 17, 2006 at 2:15 am |
OMG… that was so awesome! The pics were too adorable. I have such a weakness for dogs (both the 4-legged and 2-legged kind *smile*).
Scorpio // November 17, 2006 at 2:21 am |
that was adorable! well done!
Coffey // November 17, 2006 at 2:35 am |
Interesting parallels. Very interesting. Enjoyed the visuals as well.
TexInTheCity // November 17, 2006 at 3:36 pm |
Tooooo cute
Kenny // November 17, 2006 at 5:37 pm |
That was really adorable! and so so true…Dogs are great! (Like men)
Daniel Hendleman // November 17, 2006 at 9:46 pm |
Hot for teacher.
I was in the cyberhood and thought I’d heard a dog whistle
that’s a nice post. It’s super sweet.
Would that I could be that happy dog for thee
to feed upon your lap of love within my hoary heart set free, no more alone to roam the ranges
Oh, would that I could be that loyal pet for you and me at last at home, yet I cannot because unless you’re the lead dog,
the view never changes
hedonisticpleasureseeker // November 18, 2006 at 2:49 pm |
Dan: So true. Doggy dominance games are probably the main reason why I take my men, and my dogs, in small doses. I do not keep them in my house.
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Sasha Franco // December 9, 2006 at 5:12 pm |
Oh, I just love this post. The images are awesome.
Will be back to check any more additions to it!
Great stuff.
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J.R. (Chicago Withdrawal) // August 11, 2008 at 6:01 am |
well maybe one dog but not like the above 27, and there would have to be some benefits too, but naw… you’d have to clean up after them and what not.
And if those cats went on my bed! Cat hair is pretty much the biggest turn off for a guy.