Matching Martini Madness: Dooley Warned

(This is one of the last things I ever want to see flying toward my house)

I should be catching up on my sleep but I just . . . can’t. I hate being right sometimes. Kinda like now. I’m finally home from work and child-free, puttering around in a caramel-colored full slip and bare feet. I suppose I’ll stay up and watch the Daily Show, as I’m not the slightest bit tired. I suppose I can take some small comfort in knowing that a plot to start a nuclear holocaust was recently foiled by three brave and principled Air Force officers who obviously need to remain anonymous. They have risked their lives because what happened on August 29-30 could be called mutiny.

Lost Nukes Intended to Bomb Iran?

Thursday, September 27, 2007 - FreeMarketNews, via the Wayne Madsen Report

SPECIAL REPORT — “Lost” B-52 nuke cruise missiles were on way to Middle East for attack on Iran; Air Force refused to fly weapons to Middle East theater.

WMR has learned from U.S. and foreign intelligence sources that the B-52 transporting six stealth AGM-129 Advanced Cruise Missiles, each armed with a W-80-1 nuclear warhead, on August 30, were destined for the Middle East via Barksdale Air Force Base in Louisiana.

However, elements of the Air Force, supported by U.S. intelligence agency personnel, successfully revealed the ultimate destination of the nuclear weapons and the mission was aborted due to internal opposition within the Air Force and U.S. Intelligence Community.

If you are late to this horror movie you can watch these two shorts to catch up:

(Proposes different explanations for the “accidental” transport of the warheads)

(Debunks most of the theories and excuses provided by the media cover story)

The Reader’s Digest Condensed Version: A US Air Force B-52 bomber flew from Minot Air Force Base in North Dakota to Barksdale Air Force Base in Louisiana with six AGM advanced cruise missiles, each of which was armed with an activated W-80-1 nuclear warhead. The missiles were mounted on the pylons under its wings, something done ONLY when there is intent to use them; otherwise they are transported inside large cargo planes.

The B-52H Stratofortress, called “BUFF” [Big Ugly Fat Fellow] by the airmen, is the primary nuclear bomber in the Air Force. It provides the only Air Launch Cruise Missile carriage in the USAF. Each of the W-80-1 warheads loaded on this “BUFF” may carry a yield of up to 150 kilotons, about ten times as powerful as the US nuclear bomb “Fat Man” that destroyed Hiroshima during Second World War. Just imagine a nuclear attack 10 times the amount of nuclear force and fallout at Hiroshima, and then multiply it again by six. Or five. It’s still unclear whether five or six warheads were loaded or if one has gone missing. That alone should have the media swarming. No? Is that the sound of crickets I hear?

This incident involves more than a ground crew simply selecting the wrong version of the missile. AGM-129s with nuclear warheads have special red markings on them to differentiate them from conventional warheads. They are also locked up in a different building than the conventional ones, and it takes a near act of God to get one out. The chain of custody of nuclear weapons is elaborate and controlled; in fact all nukes are tracked by computer. Airmen/airwomen (?) are not supposed to load them unless directed to do so by the President of the United States, who needs to present the order in writing down the chain of command. Who has the authority and/or to bypass this strict protocol? We may never know.

(B52 experimenting with synthetic fuel at Minot AFB)

All mainstream news coverage has been reassuring: It was a chain of errors, they never left our custody, no one was ever in danger, we’re launching an investigation, blah blah blah. Interestingly however, every ex-airman knows that Barksdale AFB is a staging base for Middle East operations, and they’re not afraid to say so. Ex-military folks with experience handling nuclear ordnance are also calling bullshit on the “mistake” cover story. THIS other inside story, titled Command Override, was posted a few days later and it read like a movie script. If it’s true, the plot more than thickens. It literally seizes up:

WHO DUNNIT?

In the silence left by this momentous departure, if there were questions, nobody voiced them. Perhaps there were a few quietly delivered high-fives instead. Despite the high stress that runs counter to every human instinct, everyone involved had carried out their assigned duties with complete attention to the details required to launch a half-dozen live nuclear weapons “safely”. The professionally conducted operation was carried off in complete secrecy, without a hitch, only after the loadout and launch order had been digitally confirmed as coming from the NCA.

There was only one problem regarding the originators of those orders, Hank emailed me:

“IT WAS NOT US.”

Trojan horses. Spy chips. Command override. A subsequent Madsen Report linking the incident to an attack scheduled on September 6, something to get us into a war with Syria and Iraq. Apparently their plans were foiled by the AF leak, and Israel invaded Syria’s airspace and eventually dropped a bomb on the country on its own. Syria knew well enough not to retaliate, so we were all spared. Everything Israel and the US secretly do these days to start their wars seems to be foiled by leaks and dissenters, but they still haven’t changed their approaches to problem solving.I’ve said this a few times already: These NWO elites are not original thinkers, and they do not learn from their mistakes.

I think it is time for a drink, don’t you? I know! How about a B52 Martini? No, I’m serious, this is a weird coincidence: I bought some Dooley’s toffee-flavored liqueur and there is a recipe for a B52 on the box! It’s meant for a cold shot glass, but I can make a few changes to make it martini-ish, especially since it’s too sweet for me as-is:

 

The HPS B52 Martini

1 shot plain vodka
1 shot Dooley’s
(or other caramel flavored liqueur)
1 shot Kahlua
(or Starbucks coffee liqueur if you like things less sweet)
1 shot Grand Marnier
(or triple sec)

As with all martinis, use a lot of ice in the shaker and chill your glass because this needs to be cold-cold-cold to be appreciated. I might even pour this over some ice cream! I’ve also used banana vodka in lieu of the plain and mmmmmmmm it’s good. High calorie and addictive. You’ve been warned!

(later)

So, after a snort of toffee and an hour of Comedy Channel I’m in much better spirits. I suppose we should all be HAPPY that there are still patriots in this country, and that they’re AWAKE enough to catch on to the evil that is the Bush/Cheney cabal. People are doing end runs around the Oval Office to prevent war, while high level military and intelligence personal have begun to disobey illegal and/or immoral orders. Smart folks: Passive resistance is probably the BEST thing we can do to foil their plans and stay out of the brig. It’s ten times more efficient and effective than marching around Washington with placards anyway, because most of the time Bush and Cheney never see the protesters, and the elite don’t give a flip about what we think anyway. But remember: They need us more than we need them. What if every one of us said, in effect,”We quit?”Actually, the fine people of Vermont are thinking of doing just that: Seceding. HMMM. Rotsa Ruck.

 

(The B-52s wrap it up)