I has a flavor?
Via Consumerist I’ve just learned I can now purchase a “feminine flavoring system” online. Yes, I’m talking mints for ladyparts. I don’t know about you ladies but when I want to be inta-mint I take a bath and brush my teeth. Flavored vaginal suppositories sound like a really bad idea. Pop Rocks on the other hand . . . Kidding!
Ladyparts Lesson for the Day: Never ever ever put anything sugary inside your cooter. Ever. If you’ve never had a yeast infection consider yourself among the luckiest women in the world.
Lady parts are not supposed to smell minty fresh anyway. However, if you feel as though you MUST smell like something other than woman to attract a man, how about BACON?
Get yer minds out of the gutter I’m dressed 
6 responses so far ↓
moodymommy // November 11, 2009 at 3:56 am |
too funny!
OSR // November 11, 2009 at 6:53 am |
For fuck’s sake, our society is the epitome of the phrase overengineered. There is a reason that you won’t find a bottle of A-1 on the table at Ruth Chris.
wanderer // November 11, 2009 at 5:55 pm |
this makes how many cats? Or is that yours? As for wimmins aromas, ah laks mine fresh. I think the aroma of a clean and well aroused woman is delightful, especially when my nose is buried whisker deep in it. Personally, if it smells like something else, I figure she’s hiding something.
Daniel // November 12, 2009 at 12:12 am |
Hmmm I don’t know about the whole dressed thing… I do not see a lot of clothing in the picture.
The Hedonistic Pleasureseeker // November 12, 2009 at 10:52 am |
Dan: She wears short shorts!
Wanderer: Not mine. Thank god. One kitten in the house is enough!
Daniel // November 12, 2009 at 9:32 pm |
Then I like short shorts