The Hedonistic Pleasureseeker

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It’s Morning in America, Patriot Beyotches!

July 6, 2008 · No Comments

One would think that if the Hedonistic Pleasureseeker were a Muppet she would be Miss Piggy, yes? But one would be oh so wrong.

Surely she has her bitchy and grand Miss Piggy moments, having pretty much nailed the seventh and most deadly sin VANITY. However, depending on the time of the month she is also a female version of either Gonzo or Beaker: Adorably weird and introspective, or a babbling freakout mess, usually over world events she can do absolutely nothing about.

The coming demise of the American economy via the debauching of our dollar currency (see: HYPERINFLATION and STAGFLATION) will soon provide the Hedonistic Pleasureseeker plenty of nothing for which to express much ado. It will take a freaking miracle to save us now. Perhaps instead of Blogging the Apocalypse the Hedonistic Pleasureseeker would be better off with a martini and a mild sedative?

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The Shot Heard ‘Round the World

July 4, 2008 · No Comments

I love Schoolhouse Rock! If it weren’t for the producers of these videos I’d know NOTHING about American history. Seriously, Americans: Did your primary school education do American history justice? Mine neither, but at least I had Schoolhouse Rock. This one is my favorite, “Preamble:”

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The Dogs of War

June 28, 2008 · No Comments

(With Operation Baghdad Pups, no buddy gets left behind. Please donate if you can!)

Patton arrived in the United States on Monday, May 5, 2008, accompanied by SPCA International’s Terri Crisp. He is just a small 13 lb puppy even though his Tanker unit has been caring for him since February. Patton was greeted at Dulles International Airport by SPCA International staff, volunteers and another SPCA International Iraq rescue, Thor.

Patton was found while his soldier’s tanker unit was en route back to their Forward Operating Base (FOB) in Iraq. The tanker unit saw what looked like a piece of plastic by the side of the road. They approached the small object cautiously, but soon realized it was just a tiny puppy and not a piece of plastic. The puppy was so small he looked like he had just been born. His eyes hadn’t opened yet and he was covered in fleas. The unit of soldiers could see that he would not survive long without some really special TLC. The soldiers could not resist helping the defenseless puppy in need. They brought him back to the FOB and made a makeshift nipple out of a latex glove. The whole unit helped care for the puppy as they carefully nursed him for two weeks. They made a bed for him in a box with a heating pad and cover to protect him. After two weeks, his eyes began to open. “Ah, he was a cute one,” said his soldier, Derrek.

Since Derrek is part of a tanker unit, they decided to name the dog Patton after General George S. Patton who commanded the first Tanker Corps. in WWI among his many other great military successes in WWI and WWII. Soon, Patton started riding in their tanks while the unit went out on patrol. Derrek explains, “At the time, he was small enough to fit in my tank commander’s curtain. He liked the vibrations from the tank. He slept like a little baby should, despite the horrid noise.” When asked about how he feels about Patton’s rescue Derrek replied in an email, “I am extremely happy to be getting him home. LOL. He will be home before me! Ain’t that somethin’? I want him out of here. Trust me, anyone that knows this dog will remember him forever. ”Then Derrek added, “Thank you for helping me get him home. I am very thankful for you all at SPCA International. You all are the bomb!”

“Operation Puppy Love”

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22 Signs You’re Having a Bad Day

June 25, 2008 · No Comments

1. You woke up in a strange place.

(Read the rest here, it’s very cute. Happy Hump Day!)

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Kittyprint Tuesday: RAWr

June 10, 2008 · 4 Comments

(Kitty likes her meat RAWR!)

I used to hate to cook. Just thinking about cooking made me feel tired and depressed; even when I was a stay-at-home mom I couldn’t bring myself to do more than the minimum.

“What’s for dinner?” My ex would say.

“I dunno, whatcha making?”

I had a mental block against cooking because I always had the feeling my mother hated it. I don’t know if it’s true; it just seemed such a repetitive chore. Same with my hardworking grandmothers who spend their whole lives in their kitchens and their gardens: By the time they cleaned up from one meal it was time to start the next. Had I lived a life like theirs I think I might have stuck my head in an oven set to “broil.”

(Kittyprint prep bowls found at a kitchen outlet)

But outdoor cooking is different, right? It’s fun, like camping. Believe it or not I went to survivalist school as a kid; in Minnesota this is what they call a “school trip.” I’m glad I did it: I can start a fire in the rain using only one match (hint: use birch bark).

Also, my first long-term boyfriend, whom I’ll call Tipi Guy, taught me how to catch and scale fish. He was a Norwegian lumberjack who wanted to be a Lakota native in the worst way, and through our work on the local reservations I learned how to cook “Indian style,” which in the 1980’s meant frybread with canned blueberries, grilled walleye, and wild rice soup.

(Marinated London Broil)

Tipi-guy hated that I loved my meat rare, and by rare I mean RAW. Once I spent almost fifty dollars on two antelope steaks and ate mine with my bare hands before he even lit the campfire. I got really bad marks on that day. Submissive “native wife” was a job I didn’t want and failed the interview for anyway, especially after the flyfishing “incident” that I won’t go into. Suffice it to say he married the girl who didn’t try to kill him.

That was the last time I cooked on a regular basis. Bunny got her dietary variety from living in three places: Mine, her father’s and her grandmother’s. It’s a good thing because otherwise Bunny’s idea of cooking would be instant oatmeal.

But I digress! I fired up a grill tonight for the first time in five years! Usually I leave the grilling to whatever manly man crosses my threshold. I tried to light my gas grill once on my own and I practically blew up the neighborhood because I left the lid on when I pushed the ignition. I got rid of that menace in favor of a little Coleman charcoal grill (a gift from my stepfather). It sat around for over a year gathering dust. But looky! My first try, with a London Broil I’d been marinating in a red pepper rub for two days. I didn’t time it or anything and it STILL turned out perfect. I paired it with a mess of greens pulled right out of my garden. Mmmm yummy :-)

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Happy Hump Day!

May 7, 2008 · No Comments

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Kittyprint Tuesday: Raining Cats and . . . More Cats!

May 6, 2008 · No Comments

(Planting is progressing slowly since I’m digging new garden beds)

I shouldn’t even be thinking about these two kittens. I already have three cats, one over the “legal limit” for my townhome development already. I don’t have money for the local veterinarian. I don’t have more room in the heater closet for two more litterboxes. My house is not kitten-proof.

But just look at them. I can’t stand it. I want them. Wah. They’re both girls, and the name game fills my head: Tortie and Nell? Lelo and Stitch? Twinkletoes and Pitterpat?

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Kittyprint Tuesday: Midweek Diversion

April 29, 2008 · No Comments

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Passed Over

April 18, 2008 · No Comments

Plush Plagues Bag

Includes all 10 plagues!
Ages 3 & up Keeps the kids entertained during Passover. This plush yellow plagues bag contains representations for all of the plagues (not necessarily in the correct order):

My sister Jen was admitted into the hospital late this week due to a cancer scare. The surgery/biopsy revealed nothing much, thank God, but they still haven’t figured out what is wrong with her intestines.

The weekend family reunion in Kentucky has been postponed and I’m headed to Massachusetts instead. Jen had cancer once before (she had a kidney removed on her 13th birthday), so she knows the drill and is in pretty good spirits now that the negative biopsy results are in. In life we take what we can get, yes?

Those stuffed plagues and foam masks are for real, and my Temple-schooled niece and nephew WILL be getting them as Passover gifts ;-) Now that their Mommy is NOT going to die the absurdity of “the black cube of darkness” is silly and cute again. Had I known about the Jewish Muppets they would have gotten those too!

Happy Holy Days,

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A Dog’s Life

April 5, 2008 · No Comments

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Kittyprint Tuesday: The Diet Starts Tomorrow

April 1, 2008 · No Comments

(We project way too much on our pets . Gabby doesn’t eat much, believe it or not.)

“Perhaps the most unexpected SSRI-related problem to emerge has been weight gain, which often begins only after several months of therapy.

She’s BAAAAACK . . . This skinny bitch is off the Zoloft. I’m sticking with the Wellbutrin, but the SSRI has GOT to go. Since I started this regimen a year and a half ago I’ve gained 20 POUNDS.

Can you believe this article is 10 years old? I visited my doctor several months ago complaining about my unexpected weight gain and she didn’t say a thing about the Zoloft. Instead, she told me it was because I was in my forties and I’d just sprained my angle a month prior. Maybe those facts played into it, but jeez. 20 POUNDS?

I asked Bunny to warn me if I start acting funny in a few weeks when the PMS hits. In the mean time, I look forward to getting a full night’s sleep!

Long-Term Side Effects Surface With SSRIs

Author: Carl Sherman, Contributing Writer

[Clinical Psychiatry News 26(5):1, 1998. © 1998 International Medical News Group.]

Insomnia, weight gain, sexual dysfunction emerge as problems affecting compliance.

NEW YORK — Physicians are seeing long-term side effects with selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors far in excess of what was expected from clinical trial data, Dr. Norman Sussman said at a psychopharmacology update sponsored by New York University.
If these particular side effects — sleep disturbances, sexual dysfunction, and weight gain — are problematic for patients, one of the newer non-SSRI antidepressants may be a better choice, he said. Of course, these drugs have their own particular side effect profiles.
When SSRIs first appeared a decade ago, their favorable side effect profile was a key selling point. They were clearly safer and easier to use than tricyclics and monoamine oxidase inhibitors and, above all, better tolerated by patients.
But experience has shown that some side effects are more common and problematic than initially expected, said Dr. Sussman, director of the psychopharmacology research and consultation service at Bellevue Hospital Center in New York.
Depression is a chronic, recurrent disorder, so long-term side effects actually may be more important than acute ones in terms of patient compliance and quality of life, and this has come to guide Dr. Sussman’s choice of antidepressants.
Early-onset side effects may be responsible for rapid withdrawals from treatment, but some of the most troubling of these — nausea, diarrhea, headache, and agitation — will remit in 2-3 weeks.
A knottier problem is adverse effects that persist as long as the patient takes the medication, such as sexual dysfunction and sleep disturbances. Also particularly troubling are those, like weight gain, that don’t even develop until late in treatment. “These are the ones that are not in the insert, which is based on short-term studies,” Dr. Sussman said.
Significant insomnia affects 15%-20% of patients taking SSRIs, twice the rate with placebo. Polysomnography has consistently found that these drugs cause activation during the night: In addition to insomnia, bruxism, sweating, and periodic limb movement are common. Vivid dreams and nightmares also occur. With ongoing treatment, increasing numbers of patients report lethargy and fatigue, he said.
“There are a lot of data showing that people who sleep poorly are more likely to relapse and that suicide risk is higher,” he said.
Sleep problems often require concurrent medication: 22%-34% of patients taking SSRIs also are prescribed sedatives or hypnotics, Dr. Sussman said.
Sexual dysfunctions are among the most distressing SSRI side effects. Decreased libido and delayed or absent orgasm are the best known, but there are others, such as the “yawning-excitement syndrome.” Patients experience sexual arousal when they yawn, often progressing to orgasm. “This is probably underreported. Patients often say, ‘If you hadn’t asked me, I wouldn’t have mentioned it,’” he said.
Perhaps the most unexpected SSRI-related problem to emerge has been weight gain, which often begins only after several months of therapy. This side effect has not been shown to be frequent or severe in controlled studies but has been reported to occur in 18%-50% of patients in some open-label studies.
Because this runs counter to the image of the drug, many physicians and patients are unprepared to deal with it. “Some physicians tell patients, ‘I can’t understand why you’re gaining weight — you’re on an SSRI,’” Dr. Sussman said.
Greg Keuterman, a spokesman for Eli Lilly & Co., manufacturer of Prozac (fluoxetine), declined to comment except to point out that “this is anecdotal evidence.”
“We’re approved by the FDA for long-term treatment of depression,” he added.
Pfizer Inc., the maker of Zoloft (sertraline), and SmithKline Beecham Pharmaceuticals, the maker of Paxil (paroxetine), did not respond to requests for comment.
These observations do contrast with what the clinical trials submitted to the Food and Drug Administration by pharmaceutical companies show, Dr. Sussman said. It would be nice if these long-term side effects were studied in clinical trials comparing different antidepressants.
Some of the newer antidepressants are less likely to cause the types of long-term problems that lead patients to discontinue SSRIs, he said.
Of course, it is possible that unexpected side effects will emerge over the long term with these antidepressants as well, Dr. Sussman said.
With venlafaxine (Effexor), “the side effects are the same as with SSRIs: insomnia, somnolence, lethargy and fatigue, and weight gain, but they are less intense.” The new extended-dose formulation causes lower peak plasma levels, which appears to make the drug more tolerable. Notably less significant is nausea, which was a problem with the immediate-release form of venlafaxine, Dr. Sussman said.
Mirtazapine (Remeron) causes no gastrointestinal problems, sexual dysfunction, or insomnia over the long term, but difficulties are likely to occur early. Patients should be advised that while somnolence at the start of therapy may be “overwhelming,” it usually lasts only 2-3 days. “You need to counsel patients to stick with it,” he said.
Increased appetite and weight gain also may be marked in the first stage of therapy but will generally plateau after 2-3 months. “[Treatment with mirtazapine] works only if the patient trusts you that these effects are time limited and treatable,” he said.
European trials of mirtazapine reported less trouble with initial weight gain and somnolence, perhaps because higher doses were used. “Most [clinicians] now agree on starting at 30 mg rather than 15 mg,” Dr. Sussman said.
Nefazodone (Serzone) appears to cause little sexual dysfunction and minimal agitation and carries a low risk of weight gain. It enhances sleep quality and reduces awakenings. The most common side effects — nausea, sedation, and dizziness — are generally limited to the beginning of treatment and are dose related. “They diminish with each week of treatment,” he said.
Physicians should be aware of the fact that patients who are switched directly from SSRIs to nefazodone experience a higher than expected rate of side effects.
Once-daily dosing in the evening can minimize daytime sedation and dizziness with nefazodone in patients who have been stabilized on the standard twice-a-day schedule, he said.
Bupropion (Wellbutrin) has been associated with headache, nausea, and dry mouth, but it is well tolerated by most patients, particularly in the long term. The sustained-release form appears to reduce seizure risk, which has been a concern with the drug. But bupropion still should not be given to patients who may be prone to seizures, Dr. Sussman said.

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Save the Elephants: Buy a Painting!

March 30, 2008 · No Comments

I’m serious! Imagine! The Save the Animals Fund would be flush forever!

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But Can He Moon Walk?

March 28, 2008 · No Comments

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Happy Hump Day!

March 26, 2008 · No Comments

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Easter Cupcakes

March 23, 2008 · No Comments

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Something to do with that leftover icing!

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